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Merry Christmas Fun and Trivia

Time to celebrate Christmas (I can't believe it's only 13 days away). I'm starting off my season with a couple of corny jokes.

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can hoe, hoe, hoe…


What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
Silent Night…


What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes...


Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Donut
Donut who ?
Donut open till Christmas…

What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
Crisp Cringle...


How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad...


What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic...


What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
Sandy Claws...


Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
He had low elf-esteem...


What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it…

How long does it take to burn a Christmas candle down ?
About a wick…

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
They both drop their needles…

Knock Knock

Who's there?
Rudolph
Rudolph who?
Money is the Rudolph of all evil…



Hope you didn't spit milk out your nose laughing too hard??

But now that all the laughs are exhausted, it's time to get down to thinking. So, how well do you know Christmas?

Tis the season to see how festive you are. I found a trivia quiz on the website http://www.internetfamilyfun.com/christmas.htm and just had to test myself. I got a C+ on my Christmas intelligence with 11 out of 14 correct. What about you guys? Did you know all these? (Psst: Answers are at the bottom!)

1: What country did the tradition of having a Christmas tree come from?

  • England
  • Denmark
  • Germany
  • France


2: Every year most homes in the United States bring something from the outdoors into their homes and decorate it. This object is:


  • A Fir or Evergreen Tree
  • A Palm Tree
  • A log
  • A bush


3: What is the name of the head elf in the movie, "The Santa Clause"?


  • Scott
  • Judy
  • Bernard
  • Larry


4: In the poem "The Night Before Christmas" by Clement C. Moore what creature is mentioned?


  • Fly
  • Mouse
  • Cat
  • Dog


5: What is dressed in "holiday style" in the song, "Silver Bells"?


  • Streets
  • Store Windows
  • Sidewalks
  • Train Station


6: In what city did the story, "Miracle on 34th Street", take place?


  • New York
  • Chicago
  • Cleveland
  • Buffalo


7: In "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer" the elf named Hermey wanted to be a


  • Dentist
  • Toy Painter
  • Doctor
  • Prospector


8: In the song, "12 Days of Christmas", how many Lords a-leaping are there?


  • 8
  • 9
  • 10
  • 11


9: The biggest selling Christmas song of all time is:


  • Bing Crosby's White Christmas
  • Brenda Lee's Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree
  • Connie Francis's Winter Wonderland
  • Pat Boone's I'll Be Home For Christmas


10: In the Christmas classic, "Home Alone," where did the family go?


  • England
  • Scotland
  • France
  • Germany


11: In the movie "It's a Wonderful Life" what is the angel's first name?


  • Sidney
  • Oliver
  • Clarence
  • George


12: Other names for Santa Claus do not include:


  • St. Nick
  • Sint Klaas
  • Father Christmas
  • Feliz Navidad


13: The name of the girl that asked if there is a Santa in the famous editorial that answered that question.


  • Sally
  • Samantha
  • Betty
  • Virginia


14: In the movie "The Christmas Story", what did Ralphie want for Christmas?


  • Go Cart
  • Bike
  • BB Gun
  • Lamp



ANSWERS:
1)Germany, 2)A Fir or Evergreen, 3)Bernard, 4)Mouse, 5) Sidewalks, 6)New York, 7)Dentist, 8)10, 9)Bing Crosby's White Christmas, 10)France, 11)Clarence, 12)Feliz Navidad, 13)Virginia, 14)BB Gun


HOPE EVERYONE HAVE A WONDERFUL HOLIDAY SEASON!!!

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